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andrvw:

black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment 


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ducksaysspooky:

"You’re a girl so act like one". Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t realize my vagina came with a terms and conditions manual.


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achildofthefandoms:

deke-it-like-datsyuk:

so one of the high school buses flipped over and this was the picture they used in the newspaper

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asensibledemi:

thirstlou:

remember when u were 9 and u were carrying ur little razor scooter and it would hit ur achilles and it felt like the earth was collapsing

I can’t even explain how right this is


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racisrn:

Fish tanks are stupid fish dont even have militaries


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sealfie:

beneath-thespinlight:

riinakwaad:

lavendertownhall:

firerainbowdiscopanda:



walk walk fashion baby

I would pay to see someone wearing these together


PAY UP BITCH

We didn’t just see an amazing outfit we also saw an extremely good looking boy modeling it for us
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sealfie:

beneath-thespinlight:

riinakwaad:

lavendertownhall:

firerainbowdiscopanda:

walk walk fashion baby

I would pay to see someone wearing these together

PAY UP BITCH

We didn’t just see an amazing outfit we also saw an extremely good looking boy modeling it for us


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lobstereo:

found a nail polish that suits me perfectly
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lobstereo:

found a nail polish that suits me perfectly


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shiphassailed:

tigerpellets:

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I NEVER KNEW THIS

I NEVER KNEW THAT WAS WHAT AMERICANS MEANT WHEN THEY SAID “QUITE” 

WHY DIDN’T ANYBODY TELL ME

SUDDENLY THAT ONE SONG THAT GOES “HELLO I MISS YOU QUITE TERRIBLY” MAKES LIKE A MILLION TIMES MORE SENSE

are you serious british people

i feel like this means i’ve been overestimating your enthusiasm about things for my entire life


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spiderliam:

dystopiamachine:

dietnutella:

nohomocide:

accent marks and italics can make any word look beautiful

bonèr

Chlàmydîa

gęńìtãl thüñdērštørm

pretty sure the words “genital thunderstorm” are gorgeous without any alteration


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nakedmallrat69:

mogmo:

i’m so happy to live in an age in which journalists argue that emoji ‘lack the wit and imagination of memes’

I JUST CHOKED ON MY DRINK
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nakedmallrat69:

mogmo:

i’m so happy to live in an age in which journalists argue that emoji ‘lack the wit and imagination of memes’

I JUST CHOKED ON MY DRINK

#ohmygod   
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joelmillers:

coldwarqueer:

in russian they dont say “i love you” they say “пожирать плоть капиталистов” which means “we are one and the same” and i think thats beautiful

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ivyblossom:

All other typos can go home. This one wins.
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ivyblossom:

All other typos can go home. This one wins.


88,407 notes
my name is gabriella and australia is really bloody cold right now like 20 degrees or something